faceblocked
Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?
Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.
Guy 1:Cruel man
Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.
Guy 1:Cruel man
faceblock
to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web
he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard
Faceblock
A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.
Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
FaceBlocked
The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.
not to be confused with faceblocked.com
not to be confused with faceblocked.com
Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."
Faceblock
Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.
"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"
Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"
Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."
Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"
Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."
Faceblocked
A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.
guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*
*point of subsequent wreckage
Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.
girl: Just facebook me*
*point of subsequent wreckage
Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.
Faceblock
-verb (-ing, -ed)
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.
-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.
-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.
Have you seen her post on your wall??? OMFG man!
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.