facebook dad
1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
Facebook Dad
A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
Facebook Dad
Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.