Facebook Shit
Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"
Facebook That Shit
or(FBTS)
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
shit-facebooking
When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
shit-facebooked
facebooking someone when you're trashed.
"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
Shit-Facebooking
The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."
or
"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
or
Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
or
"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
or
Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
Shit-facebooking
The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
facebook the shit out of her
To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)
Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?
Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.
Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.