face-canoe
While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.
"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"
Canoe Face
The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.
"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"