Face-cracking
This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.
"Why are you so tired?"
"I was face-cracking all night"
"I was face-cracking all night"
FACE CRACK
Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked
See also : being gagged
See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
Face Crack
Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul
Face Crack
When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.
Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.
People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.
People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...
CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.
Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.
Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
Face Crack
Appropriate name for the insidious FB.
While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.
butt face crack master
a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.
guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!
Crack Face
To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.
She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.