facedick
When your face touches your dick.
George had a facedick moment yesterday.
facedick
When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.
Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.
facedick
The most annoying someone or something that you know.
Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.
This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.
This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!
Facedick
When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.
Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.
facedicking
Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.
"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "
"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.
"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.