Facedowner
Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.
I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.
Facedown
When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).
He stood to facedown his bullies.
Gold in the Facedown Float
To die by drowning.
Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
facedown friday
face down, ass up, thats the way we like to friday
Bro, it's facedown friday!