Face Keg
A 5-Liter Heineken or Newcastle minikeg acquired under the pretext of drinking it without anyone else's assistance. A true face kegger would add straps much like a minikeg backpack.
Moocher: "Hey bro, can I have a cup from that minikeg on your back?"
Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"
Face Keg.
Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"
Face Keg.