face smashing
Another term for kissing.
Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
Face smashing phone
Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
smash face
1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)
-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
smash face
the art of making out
jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore
smashed face
An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."
I feel like smashed face.
Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!
Your dad looks like smashed face.
I feel like smashed face.
Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!
Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
Smashing Face
Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.
Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!
Hammer Smashed Face
Drunk to an extreme degree.
Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"