facestab
When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
facestab
verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
Facestabbing
The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.