Facesturbate
Masturbating to someone on Facebook.
Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.
Facesturbating
The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.
P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.