face sweater
Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.
Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."
Sweater face
When a man ejaculates on a lady friend's face and the try to wipe it off using cotton balls, but the fluff off of the cotton balls get stuck on her face making her a sweater face!
Whoa bitch, you've got Sweater face!!!