faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

俚语	faceturbate
释义	faceturbate The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off. I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach! Faceturbation The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile. Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation! faceturbation the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook. craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation. Faceturbate Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval. Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad. or She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is. Faceturbating The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis. Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long. Faceturbating Masturbating To pictures on Facebook. I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties. Faceturbation When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook. Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation.. likes unlikes likes unlikes likes unlikes AHHHHH facegasm mom comes in Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
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