Facial Fungus
That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.
"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
facial foot fungus
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*