facilitree
a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.
bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?