Fadge Bandit
A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.
James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.
Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'
James: 'Disgusting.'
Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'
James: 'Disgusting.'