fadunker
guy wih a big cock tha slaps you in the face with his abnormally large penis, hence leaving a bruise shaped like a mushroom(mrs winslow's haircut)on the side of their face
man that guys so fly! what a fadunker!!
Fadunk
The sound made when a wet cock, usually right from the mouth of a female, slaps the face.
Dude, I pulled it out of her mouth and fadunked her!!!
Fadunk
The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.
That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.
fadunk
the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head
after the gobbie i fadunked her
Fadunk
(v.) to smack someone in the face with a penis that has recently ejaculated to leave a mushroom print. loads of fun.
Haha Jeff fell asleep and Matt fadunked him! I always thought those two were weird. Fadunk! Fadunkity dunk dunk dunk.
Fadunk
(v) The motion of taking ones penis, and slapping it across anothers face in a brisk motion; normally cauing severe head and neck trauma. (One is usually fadunked while the "fadunker" is in the process of ejaculation."
As the 5 year old mexican walked down the dark alley, he was randomly fadunked by a large black, hepes infested penis.
fadunk
To slap a girl in the face, usually with the intent of leaving a mushroom stamp.
I fadunked this girl after I busted a nutt in her eye.