altidored
a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.
Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!
Altidor
a very large but constantly flaccid penis
Kelly has a nice Altidor.
altidore
Turkey fighting for money
Altidore is cewl