Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Someone who is only gay when in water

Alternet name for La Croix Sparkling Water