Altification

The joy of having ones virginity so intact that you have more than one character in a guild of your own creation to help you in any of the online multi-player games. Chiefly Everquest.

(Pronounced - all- tea- ph) Inquisitive, smart, sassy and loves to insert himself into special interest (Jewish, Gaelic, Latin) groups for sexual exploitation. His colored contact lenses make every gender melt. But his arms are those of Hercules and his dance moves make straight men gay.