fagmatron
Basically someone who is submitting to the act of douche-ism, or jun-like symptoms. Being a real fag (no homo)
Person #1: Man, you're being a real fagmatron right now, stop being a lil douche.
Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!
Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!