Fagmelon
A straight person who is being hardheaded and obnoxious, or starting fights.
R: The sky was so blue today! Don’t you agree?
A: You insolent wench. You’re never right about anything so why would I agree with you about this!?!
R: Can you not be a fagmelon for once?
A: You insolent wench. You’re never right about anything so why would I agree with you about this!?!
R: Can you not be a fagmelon for once?