Fag's Fantasy

A company created by Cody Desanko in the year 2000, which is primarily based on providing sexual toys to adults.

Brags every year about having the best team but does jack shit. 3 years 2 leagues no playoff wins✌️. Is worse at real football than fantasy. Perennial bench player who rides the pine like he rides dick, often. Resembles a grotesque chipmunk-human-tomato hybrid. Thinks he's gonna play university football, but the only reason any school would want a short, chubby receiver with brick hands is for free money.

A tall lanky skinny white boy who smells like wet dog. This guy is also crazy and loves to hit people out of nowhere. He has rabies from being bit by a homeless persons dog and loves to bike to the east side for fun everyday. This special type of white boy looks like a pterodactyl. This strange speciman does not eat meat and will try to rip you off by any means. He will often come up to you, steal your phone and drop your players. He always rips off the worst kid in league and then brags about his trades and flex’s on you.