Fagthetic friend
Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.
“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!
Fagthetic
A combo of being a faggot and being pathetic. In the sense of social awkwardness and lack of a spine.
You STILL haven't asked out that girl you've been crushing on for 2 years? Wow, you're fagthetic.