Faihan
Unfortunately, he tends to be flat. Despite that fact, he's hot, hotter than you reading this, unless you're Faihan. And if you're lucky...
Person 1: Here comes the flatty.
Person 2: I Don't care if he's flat, he can take my kids.
Faihan: Hi
Person 2: -faints-
Ibrahim: Hello
Person 2: I Don't care if he's flat, he can take my kids.
Faihan: Hi
Person 2: -faints-
Ibrahim: Hello