Fail
either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."
2 "this movie fails."
Fail
The Glorious lack of success
A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!
Fail
A word that used to mean "not succeeding" and was used by normal, literate people.
But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life)
They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".
But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life)
They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".
Pathetic cunt: tHhis FAILZZ!!!
EPIC FAIL1!!!!
PHAIL!!1111
YOU FAIL!!!111 AT LIFE!!111
Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*
EPIC FAIL1!!!!
PHAIL!!1111
YOU FAIL!!!111 AT LIFE!!111
Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*
Fail
"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Fail
The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.
The term can be expressed (written) two ways:
fail & Fail
The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.
The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
The term can be expressed (written) two ways:
fail & Fail
The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.
The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
fail:
I failed when I lost that staring contest.
Fail:
Your mom Failed in bed last night.
I failed when I lost that staring contest.
Fail:
Your mom Failed in bed last night.
Fail
A very stupid person doing stupid things.
Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland
Fail
See: School
I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.