Fail Ale
A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.
Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
Epic Fail Ale
Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.
Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*