failatio
The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.
Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
failatio
Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
"Argh, failatio!"
Failatio
When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.
1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.