fairt
A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.
"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"
fairt
it's when you can't fucking spell fair.
mkay that's fairt, sorry i mean fair*
Fairt
The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.
I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.