fake-a-friend
when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt
Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
fake ass friend
a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
Fake Work Friend
Someone who talks to you and acts like they're your good friend in the workplace but has nothing to do with you after hours...
Jairus never invites me to the movies because I'm his fake work friend (fwf).
Fake ass friend
Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him
fake youtube friend
someone who friends you but they friend everyone bcuz they r eithr really popular or someone famous like a band
Joe: Did u see how many friends bobby has?
Mike: Yeah but I red ther names and 90% of them r fake youtube friends
Mike: Yeah but I red ther names and 90% of them r fake youtube friends
Fake Ass Friends Day
You Expose and drop a pic of friends who acted/were fake asf on Oct.15
Guess what it's Fake Ass Friends Day.. I gotta lot of bitches to post
Fake Friend
Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend
Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up?
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.