Fakefried
A burn that is a result of spending too much time in the tanning bed. This should not to be confused with a sunburn.
Jane: "How did you get so sunburned in December?!"
Molly: "It's not a sunburn. I spent too long in the tanning bed and I am fakefried like a beyatch."
Molly: "It's not a sunburn. I spent too long in the tanning bed and I am fakefried like a beyatch."