fakon
Fake bacon, as in simulated bacon bits. A combination of the words "fake" and "bacon".Pronounced "fake-en"
"You can eat fakon during Lent; it's not real meat!"
"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"
"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"
Fakon
An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.
Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.