fald
A mix of fat and bald, the general middle aged male, often said by mistake.
As my boyfriends cleverly said;
"because my dads fald..."
"because my dads fald..."
Fald
Another word for fake friend.
Person 1: "man that Chloe girl really is a fald"
Person 2: "man i really hate falds"
Person 2: "man i really hate falds"
falding
Someone who is fat and balding.
Kevin used to be malding from playing video games all day, but now he’s just falding.