Falph
Only the best kinds of vertical hairs ever to be present upon ones head.
"Did you see the falphs on her?! Epic!"
Falph!
Fat Ralph
Ben: Yo Falph! Get over here and watch me play tug o' dump beh!
falph
1) synonymous to ralph, upchuck, voy a vomitar and the like
"Oh man I was so dizzy after that crusty fair ride and 2 greasy corn dogs that I almost falphed all over my new sneakers"