false alram
1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.
1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!
2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram
2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram