Alvaleia
A person who loves Opossums and thighs at a worrying level. They will introduce you to all kinds of strange music, movies and Animes that you have never seen, but will always enjoy. They are very artistic and will succeed in whatever they put their focus on.
Farmer 1: Who stole your opossum?
Farmer 2: Most likely Alvaleia
Farmer 3: I'm really sorry
Farmer 2: Most likely Alvaleia
Farmer 3: I'm really sorry