alvante
An Alvante is a tall charismatic guy who loves a bit of a bender and is always the life of the after party.
Dude, did you get invited to Alvante’s last night?? Sorry man, you missed out
Alvante
An absolute gc of a person who will always have your back. If you cross the line with them and are deceitful he will chuck you in a washing machine and cleanse you of your demons.
Hemi owed Alvante money, he said that he would pay him back last week. It’s been a month now hearing the same lies from Hemi so Alvante put him in the washing machine.