Faltskog's Law
The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.
"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."