Alvern
Alvern is a person that will change your life for good. Someone named Alvern is a dedicated and loyal hard worker. He will see the positivity in life, but is realistic and grounded. He may not talk much, but when he does, be prepared for a stimulating conversation. If you are sad or feeling down, he will buoy you up. His laugh is infectious.
I have a great friend named Alvern. My friend Alvern is very intellectual.
alvernate
To act in anyway that pisses you off... Anything you want it to be
"Bobby your so fucking alvernate"