Family Jewels
Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Family Jewels
A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
Family Jewels
Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
Family Jewels
Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.
Family Jewels
Male or female genitalia.
My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.
family jewels
precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
family jewels
Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.