family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL

If one describes themselves at being at a "Burk family party" or more commonly referred as at “the Burk's", one will most likely find themselves trying to enjoy a delicious plate of food catered from the New Mecca and a cool glass of homemade fruit punch, but instead having a terribly awkward conversation with an overly nice person whose name you should know by now because you've only known them for the past 10 years.