Alvin Greene

n. South Carolina Democratic party nominee. Sucessfully employed 'door-to-door' campaigning with the slogan "Let's put South Carolina back to work", by making "toys of me, especially for the holidays." Accusations of false play center around his pr0n, retardation, blackness, unemployment, and blackness.

v. to use pr0n / status to get ugly bitches and felonies. See Tiger Woods.

v. To be elected because of blackness OR retardation. See Barack Obama.