Fan-Ham

When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

A person that supports a soccer team called West Ham (West Ham has the most Foreign-born players in the league and yes more than Chelsea). Stupid by nature, West Ham fans often fight enemies such as millwall fans, to which they end up making the stands ever ugly the ever.