Fan Lover
One who has engaged in attempted sexual intercourse with a fan (which usually leads to cut fingers). One could earn the title fan lover for many reasons but "fan love" usually occurs when an individual is completely smashed. A name is also commonly screamed by the fan lover while "fan love" is occuring
Alex : I screamed addie.s name. After I got bored with the fan, I found a stuffed green turtle...
Kenny : All right Fan Lover that is quite enough!
Kenny : All right Fan Lover that is quite enough!