Fanny Fungus
Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.
Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.