Fanny porridge
When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.
Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"
"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"
Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"
"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"
Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"