fannyrash-eyes
People whose eyes are really red, red and sore, like a big ol' fanny rash across their eyes.
i.e.
Aaron: "Look at Lewis Knight's eyes, aren't they red"
Me: "Yes, he's well fannyrash-eyes from all that rabbi semen
Aaron: "Look at Lewis Knight's eyes, aren't they red"
Me: "Yes, he's well fannyrash-eyes from all that rabbi semen