fannywanker
A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
fannywank
like fuck! an expletive used amongst me and my friends say among new people and vecome a legend, hilarious, what more can i say??
if your sports team is losing or a referee makes a bad decision, you can shout 'ah fannywank'