fantasy fucked
Losing a match of fantasy football with the second highest points in the league for the week, because you are matched against the person with the most points.
Man, I put up 145 points this weekend, but Melvin fantasy fucked me by putting up 149.
fantasy fucking
The act of fucking someone, but fantasizing its someone else.
I was having sex with my boyfriend last night... but I was fantasy fucking my favorite celebrity or someone you wish you were with.
fantasy fuck
A girl who is a less severe case of butter face. She has a smokin' body, but her face is not happening. You wouldn't really brown bag her, but you'd close your eyes, or do her in the ass, so you can fantasize about someone else.
*A really hot girl walks by, but has an ordinary face*
Guy 1: shit son, I'd tap that, but I'd brown bag her
Guy 2: really? I think she's more of a fantasy fuck
Guy 1: shit son, I'd tap that, but I'd brown bag her
Guy 2: really? I think she's more of a fantasy fuck
Fuck-fuck fantasy
A highly-improbable fantasy scenario that is still given considerable or serious thought despite being entirely unfeasible.
"Jason's been looking at real estate listings for million-dollar houses on the internet. He really thinks he's going to win the Mega Millions jackpot, but we all know that's just a fuck-fuck fantasy."
fantasy fuck team
A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.