faparous
Someone who masturbates a lot.
My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.
faparous
Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.
"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"